Thursday, May 28, 2009

Victoria, you have no Secrets...

I went to the bank today.

Fascinating, right? No big deal, you say? huh. That's what you think.

Now might be a good time to let you in on the fact that I also wore a dress today.

Mhmmm... changed your tune, didn't you!

Whatever. Anyway. I hopped out of the car, retrieved Camden's stroller from the back and proceeded to open it up and get him out of the car. As I turned, baby in my arms, toward the empty stroller, a gust of wind came up and swoooosh! there went my skirt.

I refrained from swearing out loud and quickly ducked to the ground to put Camden in his stroller, hoping no one had noticed my lack-luster Marilyn impersonation.

As I buckled the baby, a quick scan of the parking lot did nothing to reassure me. The wink from the guy on the Rascall? oh, that was reassurance all right. Reassurance that exactly what I had hoped hadn't happened, had, most definitely, happened.

Awesome. At least I wasn't wearing a thong, right?

Yea--I'm so glad I bought those Victoria's Secret undies on clearance. The pair with the rhinestones and the words "invite only" stamped on the back.

8 comments:

RaT Babies said...

LMAO!!!

Rob thinks it is funny as well

indigoghost said...

OMG! I'd be mortified... and people wonder why I don't wear skirts.

Cheryl C said...

Oh wow- that happened to me last week too- I only WISH I was wearing such cool panties! And that I didn't have the butt of a 36year old who has two kids and never works out! ;)
Following you from MBC- great blog! :)

Shara said...

OMG!!! I got some weird looks from coworkers from LOLing. :D That's why I buy skorts when I want to let the girly in me out. He he. At least you made Rascall man's day. ;)

bholtz3 said...

HILARIOUS!!!! I have panties with those silly rhinestones too...hahahaha

Kelly

Laura said...

Oh no... sorry it had to happen to you, but thanks for sharing! Today's been full of nausea and I needed something to make me laugh :) But yeah, at least you did have something cute on underneath

eve said...

I freaking LOVE you C! This had me OUT LOUD laughing (and cringing) and you get major points for the fancy schmancy panties! :)

Mommynightowl said...

OMG, I'm so so sorry. I almost never wear dresses or skirts and this just made me never ever want to wear them again.

 
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