...that peas, when consumed by an infant and consequently rubbed into every orifice on the face, will create little green pea-boogers?
...that once a baby learns to roll from his back to his tummy, he forgets how to roll from his tummy to his back? This results in one *very* disgruntled baby when mommy is in the shower and cannot rush over to assist.
...that a teething four-and-a-half month baby is capable of producing more drool than a St. Bernard?
...that baby feet are apparently too chubby for Old Navy baby flip-flops?
...that once you have a baby, your life will never, ever go according to plan? Sure, you'll think you're going to go to Old Navy and return those shoes--and to the GAP to buy replacement shoes, and you'll certainly make it to Home Depot, right? Wrong, girlfriend... so.very.wrong.
What about you? What do you know??